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The “Grow The F*ck Up” Book Taught Me Nothing New But Reading It Made Me Laugh For Three Hours Straight And That’s Worth The $15 I Paid For It.

The Nerf Rival Zeus Shoots Balls At 70 MPH And I’ve Already Broken Three Lamps And My Neighbor’s Window. I’m Going To Apologize To Her Tomorrow.

This Beer Chiller Ruined My Summer Because Once You Use It, You Can’t Go Back To Room Temperature Beer. Which Is What Everyone I Know Drinks.

Review of Emergency Pipe Repair Tool. Honest look at features, use cases, and where to buy. emergency review 2026.

Candle Warmer Lamp With Timer, Adjustable Dome and Three Bulbs Leaving a candle burning for too long is a common problem. It is rarely the dramatic scenario of falling asleep next to an open flame — more often, a candle is left melting while attention goes elsewhere, until the wax has pooled into a puddle … Read more

There’s a Mirror on My Toilet Lid Now and I Didn’t See It Coming FTC Affiliate Disclosure: This post contains affiliate links. If you buy something through those links, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Links are included for products whose listed details match the use cases described below. … Read more

I Bought A Machete Spatula Because I Wanted To Feel Like A Pirate While Grilling a Steak. My Neighbors Did Not Laugh. It started with a steak.

I Bought 40oz of Gallium Because I Wanted To Hold A Metal In My Hand And Watch It Melt Into A Puddle And Then Pour It Back Into A Mold And Watch It Solidif…

I Bought A Snip-N-Drip Garden Hose Because I’d Been Forgetting To Water My Plants And My Rose Bush Was Starting To Look Like A Dead Stick.

I Bought A Glow-In-The-Dark Pool Tube Because I Wanted Something For The Pool That My Dog Wouldn’t Lose Sight Of In The Deep End.